Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Donald would date his daughter

You may be knocked unconscious by plummeting Apprentice ratings...
Please, someone come up with the joke that I can't without being vulgar. I know it's out there somewhere. Jess Riley? Anyone?

7 comments:

Heather Hansen said...

I refuse to watch (not that I ever did). The way he handled the Martha Stuart apprentice tanking... shameful.

Heather Hansen said...

OH - and the hair gives me nightmares. I can't see that before I go to bed!

nicole said...

You know...I actually LOVED the way he handled the Martha Stewart debacle. (sp?) I just love how he is so frank and never apologizes for how he feels. As for his hair...oh yeah, it's bad.

Jess Riley said...

Eeewwwwwwww!!! Well, that article did say Melania is expecting their first child. Maybe he's holding out to date that one?

Darn. That was kinda vulgar, too.

Anonymous said...

They need Matt Stone and Trey Parker from South Park to do a whole show based on his hair and it's quest for world domination.

Anonymous said...

Heather/nicole - While I usually respect his frankness, esp regarding money, I thought he showed no class writing a public letter about Martha. I mean, be a professional.

Oh Jess - I was counting on you and now I see your mind is in the same gutter as mine :) Welcome!

Sweatpants mom - Yes! I think they should also include Trump in the next Team America movie :)

C said...

I would need someone to bring me up to speed before I could attempt a joke, but likely it would still be vulgar anyway. :oP Is he dating someone realy young? Without pubic hair? Did he offer her his rug as a pubic toupee?? ;o)


qwtnqe: the name of his beloved toupee